Isti: Did she give you the old "We're better as friends?" Or "I just need a little space right now?" ... I'll take a photo, okay? This one's nice. I know it's painful now, but in a couple of years you'll be glad to have a record of it.
Dávid: C'mon guys, we've all been dumped by girls before.
Isti: True enough.
Dávid: Andrew, you need to embrace your monkhood, like us. Join the monastery; am I right, Brother Isti?
Isti: I don't know if we want any Sad Sack monks; he's kind of bringing me down.
Dávid: No, no, you're wrong -- Andrew just needs time for reflection. It might be time for a spiritual retreat.
Isti: Balaton-style?
Dávid: Could be.
Isti: Don't worry, the initiation isn't that bad.
Music.
Isti: Was that really necessary? I hope I won't have to look at your sad face all weekend long. Okay, you broke up; I understand that you loved her, but apart from that, you should be happy that it's finally over with that girl. She wasn't a good match for you; you just suffered in this relationship -- it didn't work, and you have to accept it. I understand she was a babe and you had the hots for her, but I'm telling, seriously: I never really liked her.
Andrew: Shut the fuck up.
Dávid: Alright, certain topics are off-limit this weekend: the first one is Dori. And women in general.
Andrew: Amen.
Music.
Dávid: Bianka?
Bianka: Hi Dávid!
Dávid: Hi, are you camping here?
Bianka: No, we just came for a swim. I'm staying at my grandparents' house -- just up the hill.
Dávid: You know Isti and Andrew?
Bianka: Yes, of course. Hi!
Isti: Hello.
Andrew: Hi.
Bianka: How's Dori?
Andrew: Well...
Isti: Bad news.
Bianka: Oh no; did you break up?
Isti: That's why we're out here: to try to get his mind off it.
Bianka: How long are you staying?
Dávid: Just for the weekend; do a little fishing, maybe some hiking.
Bianka: Sounds fun.
Isti: Are you around?
Bianka: Yeah; I'm just up there babysitting most of the time, but you should stop by if you want to. Look for the house with the basketball hoop.
Isti: Alright.
Bianka: Well, we have to get back for dinner. See ya!
Isti: What?
Dávid: What are you looking at?
Isti: Looking is allowed.
Dávid: We're monks, remember?
Isti: Even monks can look.
Fishing.
Dávid: What are they using over there? Can you see?
Isti: This place sucks; I'm gonna try on the other side.
Dávid: At this rate, we're not going to have anything at all to eat tonight. I'm gonna see if I can find a grocery store around here.
Bianka's house.
Andrew: Hi Bianka!
Bianka: Are you having a good trip?
Andrew: It's okay.
Bianka: Is it helping you get over your breakup with Dori?
Andrew: It's hard. Isti and Dávid both have girlfriends, so it's hard for them to understand what it's like to be alone. Do you have a boyfriend?
Bianka: No, no.
Andrew: So you probably understand better than they do.
Bianka: You think so? ... Do you want something to drink? Cola, Fanta, orange juice?
Andrew: A cola would be good.
Bianka: Alright, have a seat; and keep an eye on Gillian for me, okay?
Isti: Hey asshole!
Andrew: Who's there?
Bianka: Where's Gillian?
Dávid: Hi Bianka!
Bianka: Oh, here you are, Gilli!
Isti: What are you doing here?
Andrew: I thought you were fishing; and I thought you went to get groceries.
Dávid: I was going to, but then the campground office said you had a message.
Andrew: A message? From who?
Dávid: Dori.
Andrew: From Dori!? What'd she say?
Dávid: I didn't read it; anyway, what do you care?
Andrew: I should probably go down and see what she wants.
Bianka: You don't want your cola?
Andrew: No thanks; I gotta get going.
Dávid: See ya, Bia.
Bianka: Bye.
On the road.
Andrew: I wonder what she wants.
Dávid: Forget about her, she's bad news.
Andrew: Maybe she's changed her mind, who knows.
Dávid: Look, Andrew, there's no message; we just made that up.
Andrew: You fuckers! Why'd you tell me there was a message?
Isti: Why'd you tell Bianka we had girlfriends?
Andrew: I knew it! You guys were spying on me!
Dávid: Well, it seems to have been justified.
Andrew: I'm the one who needs comfort; didn't we come here for my sake?
Isti: Don't pull that shit; I knew Bianka first anyway.
Dávid: What does that matter? I know her better than either of you.
Isti: It's about priority.
Dávid: Fuck your priority.
Andrew: But I'm the one who's hurting!
Fishing.
Fisherman: How's fishing?
Isti: Shit.
Bianka: Any luck?
Dávid: Not too bad.
Isti: Yeah, pretty good actually.
Bianka: Well, we're going swimming if anyone wants to join us.
Isti: Okay.
Bianka: Bye.
Dávid: You know that Zen Buddhist monks can have wives?
Isti: And girlfriends too?
Dávid: I guess.
Andrew: And sex?
Isti: That's my kind of monastery.
Credits.